What movies have not aged well?
09.06.2025 00:24

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Ah so!”
You Only Live Twice
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Octopussy
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
A View to a Kill
Dr No
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Man with the Golden Gun
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-J W Pepper
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
If you could go back and rewrite the Legend of Korra, what would you change, and why?
Goldfinger
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Live and Let Die
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
From Russia With Love
Moonraker